Articles in the Tila Tequila Category
Posted in Aubrey O'Day, Carmen Electra, Kirsten Dunst, Tila Tequila on 1 November 2008
Here’s the last round of celebrity Halloween pics before I go insane and start hitting myself in the nuts with a Jack-O-Lantern. Dig in:
1. Carmen Electra as “Sexy Theater Candy Girl.” I’m diabetic, you heartless bitch! Just kidding. Got any Jujubes?
2. Tila Tequila as “Asian Leprechaun Stripper Girl Who Really Wants You to Believe She’s Bi-Sexual.” Wait…
3. Aubrey O’Day as “The Little Mermaid after Her Freshman Year at College.” But, mom, the boys at the frat house said it was light beer.
4. And, finally, Kirsten Dunst as “A Super Stoned Version of Herself in Five Years.” Looking forward to the next Spider-man movie where Mary Jane (!) sits around watching Family Guy reruns all day. Web-tastic!
Posted in Tila Tequila, carrot top, criss angel on 24 October 2008
Tila Tequila hosted the grand opening of Tacos & Tequila in Vegas where she grabbed a bunch of boobs because she’s totally bi-sexual, you guys. I almost missed these pics, and who can blame me, when the person with the most “star power” in them is Carrot Top. I mean, shit, Criss Angel was even there making it painfully obvious the owners want to run this thing into the ground and use it as a tax write-off. Unless they sat around thinking “How can we really douche this place up? I’m talking people walk in here, and the first thing they say is ‘Hey, do you smell vinegar?’”
Posted in Brittny Gastineau, Tila Tequila, courtenay semel on 23 August 2008
Ooooh, is Tila Tequila going to be pissed? Well-heeled Courtenay Semel
and a dressed-up Brittny Gastineau linked arms as the jaunted to and
from nightclubs Foxtail and then to Villa last night just as
Courtenay’s relationship with Tila Tequila is heating up. Since Tila seems a tad on the protective side, these two BFFs might be in for a surprise when they call it a night!
…Or when Tila checks out these cozy pics.
I just hope Courtenay kept her hands to herself (in more ways than one).
Pictures by G-Hollywood / Splash News
Posted in PDA, Pool, Standard, T&A, Tila Tequila, bikini, courtenay semel on 23 August 2008
The two loved up lesbians played at the pool at The Standard Hotel and showed off their affection for each other to all the other hotel visitors.
Check out 55+ more pictures of bikini clad Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel in the gallery!
Posted in Tila Tequila, arrest, courtenay semel on 21 August 2008
Tila Tequila’s new girlfriend Courtenay Semel found herself in the drunk tank after getting in a fight with security outside a Vegas nightclub. Beforehand, she was having dinner with Kourtney Kardashian who was taping an episode of her reality show Keeping up with the Kardashians. So, for the five people who watch the show, you’re in for a night of drunklarity featuring Z-List celebrities. Huzzah! Page Six reports:
Later, Kardashian called it a night and Semel went out to Pure at Caesars with Vegas showman Jeff Beacher - and proceeded to “go nuts,” a spy said. “Courtenay got so drunk she was falling down. Security asked her to leave, but she refused.” Semel finally left, but on her way out there was an altercation with a security guard. “She was arrested and spent the night in jail,” a Semel pal confirmed. “And she lost her phone.”
Some people might be wondering, where was Tila? Oh, she was there alright, but, uh, how do I put this? You see, kids, Tila Tequila is very tiny which allows her to fit “places” that only Mommies and Daddies who love each other should go….
Posted in Lesbians, Red Carpet, Tila Tequila, bisexual, courtenay semel on 17 August 2008
Tila Tequila showed off her red carpet parter Courtnenay Semel (do you recognize her from Cattle Drive and/or the Lindsay Lohan rumors?) and didn’t look like she wanted to let go in the slightest! The two were caught here in a tender moment at the “Hot in Hollywood,” after which they managed to rip themselves apart to do some more posing outside the Avalon. Could this be true love?
The only problem I can foresee in their relationship is trying to find dresses that coordinate!
Pictures by Tonya Wise / London Ent / Splash News
Posted in Calum Best, Christina Milian, Lady Victoria Harvey, Nicky Hilton, Samantha Ronson, Tila Tequila on 15 August 2008
Posted in Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila, courtenay semel on 12 August 2008
Tila Tequila allegedly has a new girlfriend. You might recognize her as Courtenay Semel who was once romantically linked to Lindsay Lohan. Fire crotch eating aside, she’s a goddamn hero: Tila will not be returning for a third season of MTV’s A Shot at Love thus sealing her fate in leprechaun obscurity. *sniff* It feels like Christmas. People reports:
A beaming Tequila told PEOPLE she “didn’t want to jinx anything” about their relationship, but said she was very happy.
Semel, however, happily shared her feelings for the MTV reality star. “I’d seen the show [A Shot at Love] and just needed to meet her…and it just happened,” Semel says of Tequila. Now the “best friends” are content to lay in bed watching movies, share clothes and makeup and steer clear of drama.
You know how I know this relationship is bullshit? Courtenay says they share each other clothes. Yeah, right. There’s only person in the world capable of swapping clothes with Tila Tequila. Unfortunately, I’m sworn to secrecy, but I’ll give you a hint: It’s Tom Cruise.
Posted in Dating, Lesbian Love, Nightclubs, Tila Tequila on 2 August 2008
Tila’s exit from club Foxtail certainly was a sexy one, wasn’t it? I guess she has all the reason to show off, according to Page Six, which reported that she first hooked hottie Courtenay Semel at a recent White Tie Affair, where “Everyone was going wild” and “Tila was downing Effen vodka shots all night and hanging all over Courtenay” (and then Lindsay and Samantha sat and laughed at them).
Tila looves Splash News, judging from her being so pose-happy and all.
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Pictures by Splash News
Posted in Tila Tequila, kristy morgan on 3 July 2008
One of the more humorous elements of my job (besides Spencer Pratt’s face) is when reality shows are reported as if the shit happening on them is real. In this case, Kristy Morgan (above) who “won” this season’s A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila but turned down Tila on the finale. People caught up with Kristy to find out why she chose not to date a fake bisexual. It’s called a script, folks:
“I really went with what my heart said,” Morgan said. “Sometimes you date people, and then it’s not always the happy ending.”
Morgan, who is bisexual, said she was “emotionally unstable” living away from friends and family and in a house full of lesbians and straight men. “It helped me learn what type of woman I want to be, [but] I started to emotionally break down,” she said.
Meanwhile, Tila Tequila is feigning rage on her website and unleashed some angry leprechaun poetry while telling MTV where to dump the pile of cash for a third season:
Thunderfuck my mouth is shut. Been a while, feel like a cunt.
Can’t wait for this drama to pass.
Oh the joy…..fuck you. My ass.
Live a lie.
Tell my mind.
Over soon. I can’t deny.
You will all soon see, the truth in my eyes.
Smile on my face, the loving embrace….but instead I’ll punch you in the face.
For a long time coming….I let you touch me….now that it’s over bitch….You better start running.
Pent up inside….telling these lies….this has gone too far…..the world will soon die.
Only 1 more day. To feel this way. Tomorrow I smile….brings another day!
Back to myself. Nobody else. Fuck all this bullshit. I’m back to myself. Yes. Thank the fuck God.
Wow. That’s quite a verbose entry for someone who has to hop from key to key.
