Natalie Portman recently passed on the role of a nun in the upcoming movie Doubt based on the hit play. Playwright John Patrick Shanley reveals why Natalie skipped out on the role: She’s not down with celibacy. Page Six reports:

“I’m trying to think of what the etiquette is on this,” Shanley chuckled, blushing a bit. Urged on by a blogger for gossipsauce.com, he continued, “Well, we asked Natalie Portman, and Natalie was very interested but kept saying she had a problem. And we finally nailed down as to what the problem was. She basically said she didn’t understand celibacy.”

I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of Star Wars geeks suddenly cried out at once “GEH! My lightsaber won’t go down!”

It doesn’t look like things were going very well in Natalie Portman’s world yesterday! The actress was spotted in New York filming on the ice rink and falling down…

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We’re sure Natalie Portman is pleased to hear from leading American Hindus regarding her music video with ex-boyfriend Devendra Banhart.
Hindu scholars are calling for an apology from Portman for her portrayal of an Indian princess in Banhart’s video for Carmensita.
We’re calling for an apology for Banhart’s peen [...]

Natalie Portman plays a Bollywood princess in the video for her boyfriend Devendra Banhart’s new single “Carmensita.” WARNING: I hope you like pubes and talks of “sacred teats.” That said, this thing kicks the shit out of the Star Wars prequels, but then again, pretty much 99% of YouTube does. With the exception of Tron Guy. Just kidding! That dude is Jesus.

Thanks to Bre for the video which has me convinced I accidentally put mescaline in my coffee again.

Video after the jump.

Sara Bareilles was asked if there was anyone that her boyfriend would give her a pass to hook up with and she told Cosmopolitan:

“Lately, it’s been Christian Bale. My boyfriend would choose to make out with Natalie Portman, but I want to make out with Natalie Portman, so …

Sara, get in line, I’m sure there’s lots of other folks who want to make out with her too.

The “Love Song” singer is touring with Counting Crows and Maroon 5 this summer.

Source, Photo Source: WENN

Natalie Portman and a folk rock singer-songwriter boyfriend Devendra Banhart grab breakfast together at a West Village restaurant in New York City on Friday morning.
After leaving the eatery with food-to-go, the couple took a short walk to a nearby parking garage and exited the garage in Nat’s hybrid car, a Toyota Prius.
Devendra is still wearing [...]