Articles in the Mischa Barton Category

Mushy Fartone Bags Another Victim Boy
Posted in Mischa Barton on 15 December 2008

Mush Mush has a weak spot for rocker dudes!
This time it’s Kooks frontman Luke Pritchard.
The couple was seen canoodling at a small pub in North London and Mushy cheered and clapped when Pritchard got up on stage to perform a surprise acoustic solo.
Speaking with the The Mirror, Pritchard confirmed that he and the “actress” are [...]

Guess Those Legs!
Posted in Mischa Barton on 24 October 2008

Click here to find out whose legs are looking a whole lot less flabby!

Mischa Barfug
Posted in Mischa Barton on 24 October 2008

Okay. Tough love time:

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I don’t know if Mischa has fired her stylist or if her stylist is a crazy, raving bitchaholic, but someone needs to step in and fix this situation. I am not anti-bootie (or anti-booty) but those booties with that dress just look redonkulous and by “redonkulous,” I mean INCREDIBLY UNFLATTERING. She looks like she was wearing them to the Herve Leger store with something else and has just stumbled out of the dressing room to show her friend this dress, at which point she would say, “Obviously, not with these shoes,” and her friend would be all, “obviously.”  They are doing her legs no favors. NOT A ONE. Someone — I don’t know who, but it might be me if I run into her at Coffee Bean or something — needs to take this girl aside and explain that clonky booties with a skin-tight bandage dress might look okay on some people, but 99.9997% of the rest of the universe need shoes that elongate our legs, especially when we’re wearing something so unforgiving. Otherwise she just looks like she ends in a couple of tragic doorstops. JUST CALL MR LOUBOUTIN STAT.
OMG, Mischa Barton, Get A Job So I Can Use The Title As a Pun, PLEASE
Posted in Mischa Barton on 22 October 2008

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“HELLO EVERYONE! Sorry I’m late! I forgot how to brush my hair. BUT I MADE IT. Are you ready for my rendition of Coopscades!: Marissa Cooper On Ice? It’s going to be AWESOME.”

You and Fug
Posted in Mischa Barton on 29 September 2008

There are times when I look at Mischa Barton and I think, “Mischa Barton, why are you still famous?”

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[Photos: WENN]

It certainly can’t be because we’re all so enamored of her fringed jackets - this one, I believe, may actually be trimmed in dog — and sour expressions, can it? Maybe it’s because her constant hat/hair combos of late have started reminding us all of Bret Michaels, and we’re just waiting for the inevitable moment when she bursts into a verse of “Every Rose Has Its Thorn,” THAT is going to be awesome.

Trend Alert: Summer Scarfs
Posted in Heidi Montag, Jennifer Aniston, Kate Hudson, Lauren Conrad, Miley Cyrus, Mischa Barton on 22 August 2008
Trends in Hollywood come and go, with some being better than others. To
keep you abreast of the latest Celebrity trends, both good and bad, we
are starting a new weekly feature called Trend Alert. This week, Scarfs.

They’re not just for winter anymore.

Fugscha Barton
Posted in Mischa Barton on 13 August 2008

Here’s my question: is Mischa Barton a cat burglar now?

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[Photo: Splash News]

Because she’s certainly dressing like one.

Fug the Cover: Mischa Barton
Posted in Mischa Barton on 30 July 2008

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I have some questions. One: why does Mischa Barton keep landing covers? She isn’t doing ANYTHING INTERESTING. In fact, I think one of her most recent films went straight to DVD. I’d argue that she’s never been more irrelevant than she is right now. And I find it hard to believe that — for their 20th anniversary issue — Marie Claire couldn’t rustle up someone more compelling, someone more current, someone with something to promote for their cover. Keira Knightley too busy calling Sienna Miller and warning her that frolicking naked with a married guy is kind of bad PR? Emma Watson too busy filming Half Blood Prince? Helen Mirren  too busy parading around being awesome? Fine. But this brings us to question number two: when Mischa Barton lands a cover despite having nothing of interest to bring to the table whatsoever other than her pretty face, why does she go and do that to her pretty face? She looks like she just Hoovered through a tray of bad seafood. And despite the cover’s instructions, that is a party for no one.

Fugged In
Posted in Mischa Barton on 29 July 2008

I admit that when this photo popped up on my computer screen, I gasped, “oh my god,” to the empty room. My Dylan McKay doll raised a brow, but other than that, I got no response from the universe. Which is fair, because I don’t know that this really deserves a response:

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[Photo: Splash News]

She looks so glum. And I get it. While her dress/shirt is actually kind of cute on its own, it is seriously just too short for her and looks like it’s riding up. Go up a size and down an inch, and you’d feel so much better, I’m just saying. Seriously. No one knows what size you’re wearing but you — don’t you ever watch What Not To Wear on random Sunday mornings while you’re eating a bagel and wondering why, no matter how often you use the Swiffer, that part of the floor under your one armchair always looks totally disgusting? You should. It’s very educational.  And with those depressing, unseasonable brown tights? God. I’m getting depressed just looking at her. Would someone please bring me a danish? Make it two.

Mischa Barton Strips for Nylon
Posted in Mischa Barton on 18 July 2008

Mischa Barton has exposed herself for the August issue of Nylon magazine.

In the new issue Mischa talks about how she hoards clothes, her relationship with her mom, work, and DUI embarrassment so go check it out.

It’s still shocking to me that someone as thin as her can have cellulite.