Miley Cyrus’ 20-year-old boyfriend is sooooo desperate for attention.
Does she not see that he’s clearly using her????
Or is she too blinded by his good looks and the way we works his cock???
Justin Gaston dressed up as Miley’s ex-boyfriend, Nick Jonas, to hand out candy to kids that went trick or treating to the Cyrus family [...]

She’s got a hot new boyfriend that’s dumb as bricks and she still can’t let go????
Click here to see Slutty Cyrus’ not-so-nice message to Nick Jonas!

Miley Cyrus apparently got “the talk” from her dad Billy Ray seeing as she’s turning 16 soon and dating a 20-year-old model Justin Gaston who may or may not want to have sex with her. (Jury’s still out.) Billy Ray laid it all out for Miley that her career hinges on her ability to sell Hannah Montana dolls to folks in the Bible Belt, so she better fly straight. Also, he ain’t giving up his diamond ter-let. The Sun reports:

A close family friend says Billy Ray told him: “We brought Miley up with good morals and strong religion, but she’s at that age where she is bound to be experimenting and her hormones are going nuts.
“Miley’s career is just rolling along now and getting bigger and bigger. Everyone loves her and she has a shot to have a career like JULIA ROBERTS or JENNIFER ANISTON or someone like that. I told her in no uncertain terms that her career would be over if something stupid were to happen and she would no longer be a role model for young girls, something she takes very seriously.
“I think I made an impression on her; at least I hope so. I don’t want to forbid her from dating because that would just make her sneak around.”

So, basically, Billy Ray locked Miley Cyrus in a room full of “Jamie Lynn Spears shopping at Wal-Mart” pictures until she forged her own chastity belt. Now that’s just good parenting. I don’t care who you are.

These are shots of Miley Cyrus’ new boyfriend Justin Gaston drunk off his ass at a party full of topless dudes over the summer. Apparently, Billy Ray Cyrus has been under the impression Justin is a fine, upstanding young man who goes to church and doesn’t drink, so I can’t figure out what he’s more pissed about: That he was lied to. Or that he let a homosexual watch his TV. Shit, there goes his NRA membership. And right before the annual potluck, too! Sonofa…

Miley Cyrus attended the Christian Audiger show during LA Fashion Week to see her model boyfriend Justin Gaston. Whenever he walked by, photographers caught Miley seductively sticking her tongue out at him. And you know what that means. I’m pretty sure that’s not the secret Jesus “Hello” wave. (No banana.) You know Billy Ray Cyrus saw these and is in a cabin somewhere setting his mullet to “KILL.” Or at least he’s trying to but “Gotdammit! Who used all the Aqua-Net?”

Good news; Miley Cyrus has finished her autobiography! Yes, we’ve reached a point where a 15-year-old Disney puppet feels entitled to publish her life story. Hey, she deserves it. We all do. Because we suck. The Sun reports:

The book deals with Miley’s upbringing as daughter of country singer Billy Ray Cyrus and reveal[s] how her solid relationship with her family, especially her mother Leticia, helps her navigate the spotlight.
Miley, who is currently filming Hannah Montana: The Movie said: “I’m not sure when it’s going to come out.
It’s finished but you’ve got a long process of editing and all that kind of stuff, so it takes a while.”

“Editing and all that kind of stuff.” Outstanding. This ought to be a real page-turner:

It was the biggest dilemma I ever faced in my life: Should I buy the life-size gold-plated pony, or the Corvette that runs on gumdrops? I hadn’t been this torn since my Teen Cosmo cover shoot, when I wanted to wear pale pink lipstick on my nipples, but Dad kept pushing for magenta because it “brings out those purty eyes of yer’n.” In the end, we compromised and settled on lavender. Because that’s what being part of a family is about: compromise.

Hopefully school administrators are preparing for a change in their curricula, because once this thing hits the shelves, Anne Frank: The Diary of a Young Girl won’t even be suitable for ass wipe.

Miley Cyrus donned a pair of purple suede boots at the City of Hope Benefit Concert in Universal City this weekend to perform with the Jonas Brothers. After cheesecaking and going to church, she got ready to make a “splash” on the crimson carpet area. Nobody’s surprised that she whipped out her signature peace sign to show off as she breezed by our photogs!

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After the infamous Slightly Exposed Back-gate, formerly-exiled Miley Cyrus has been welcomed back into the Disney fold. They missed their little cash cow who lays golden Faberge eggs in a diamond bucket. So much so that they’re allowing Miley to hold her 16th birthday party in public at Disneyland, according to Entertainment Tonight:

The “Hannah Montana” star is also sharing the spotlight during the private party with some deserving young people from Youth Service America who’ve been making a difference in their communities.
And ET has learned that Miley’s fans are going to be able to join in the fun too! A limited number of $250 tickets to the exclusive event, “Miley’s Sweet 16 — Share the Celebration,” go on sale on August 30 at 9am PDT.

So, essentially, Miley Cyrus has to work on her Sweet 16. Adorable. Goddammit, Disney, this is exactly the kind of thing that ends in me seeing crazy Southern vagina. I still sleep with the lights on from the last ti- AH! What was that? Phew, it’s just a McMuffin. I’m safe. I’m in a happy place. Breathe deep; happy place…

Not-so-secret Family Girl Miley Cyrus spent the day out with her mom and sisters yesterday in Los Angeles, where she enjoyed some Cheesecake Factory snacking and Guitar Center shopping. I have a feeling that this supahstar will probably regret this fashion misstep involving a too-tight black vest and dress, which sort of makes her look like a weeble-wobble. However, if we chalk these mistakes up to the teen years, she’s really not doing so bad.

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