This looks like a shot straight out of a movie, but I swear, it’s just a lucky snap from one of our Splash photogs. Matthew McConaughey stopped at the Newsroom cafe in Beverly Hills to talk business yesterday, but he couldn’t have gotten too much accomplished. He was making quite the stir!

Matthew was snapped by paps and fans alike at the trendy eatery wearing his usual denim workshirt uniform yesterday.

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I’m starting to understand Matthew McConaughey a whole lot more after finding about his mom Kay McConaughey’s book. Entilted “I Amaze Myself” the memoir contains anecdotes about Matthew’s conception and his father dying during sex. I wish I was making this up. Us Weekly reports:

“On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love,” Kay says exclusively in the latest issue of Us Weekly. “But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened. I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing,” she says. “But it was just the best way to go!”
And when her man couldn’t be revived, she made sure he was taken from the house in the buff.
“I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift,” she says.

Awesome. So, Matthew McConaughey’s dad’s final moments were spent having Viagra-induced old people sex followed by EMTs staring at his naked cock. Oh yeah, sign me up for that. Here I was going to die young in a bank vault full of strippers and go-karts. Clearly, I have no idea how to live. I forgot the part where people look at my old dead nuts. So stupid….

Matthew McConaughey spent time this weekend on the Malibu beaches catching some waves– and most likely the appreciative glances of a few ladies in his tight tight wetsuit. Is it possible that this placenta-planting new dad’s muscles have gotten even bigger since the last time we saw him working out?

I just hope he didn’t keep girlfriend Camila Alves and little baby Levi waiting too long while he surfed it up!

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Matthew McConaughey might have been helping girlfriend Camila Alves out at her Muxo line release at Kitson, but here we caught him playing the part of concerned, doting dad. He was seen stepping onto Robertson Boulevard with baby Levi hidden from the flashbulbs.

Since their new arrival, Camila and Matthew probably haven’t gotten much rest. I have a feeling that workshirt-clad Matthew was half-sleepwalking his way in after one-too-many interrupted slumbers.

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Camila Alves rocked her short white bubble dress, gold stilettos, and amazing stems at Kitson yesterday, where she was also accessorized by boyfriend Matthew McConaughey. The new parents looked like they were enjoying a short break from new baby Levi (who was actually waiting in the wings), and also like they’ve been spending a LOT of time on the beach!

Let’s hope that Camila has success with her new line at the celeb-studded shop and doesn’t go the way of Victoria Beckham’s dVb line (or Lauren Conrad’s, for that matter)! Making an appearance has been shown to help.

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Matthew McConaughey has been keeping himself in tip-top condition as usual. If he is not surfing, then he is running. Here he is pictured jogging in Malibu.

There is nothing new about Matthew McConaughey working up a sweat, he is a very active person. And there is nothing new about Matthew McConaughey washing away that dried sweat, he is a very smelly person. Allegedly, so I heard.

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Matthew McConaughey is always showing off body parts. Usually it is his chest but this time it’s his balls of steel. Yikes!

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Matthew McConaughey’s longtime girlfriend Camila Alves gave birth to their son Levi Alves McConaughey on July 7, and two weeks later, they popped him on the cover of OK! Magazine for a cool $3 mil. Thankfully, unlike the Jessica Alba and Jamie Lynn bullshit fests, this one is full of Matthew McConaughey ridiculousness. Turns out the dude’s idea of Lamaze is throwing a rave between a woman’s legs while she’s giving birth. You can’t make this stuff up. Scope out the highlights:

On coaching Camila:
“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music.”

On finding out it was a boy:
“I said, ‘Come here, little man. I saw the pecker and screamed that we’d been right all along about him being a boy. Then I brought him over to her [Camila].”

On how long he’s wanted to be a dad:
“I have it all chronicled. Becoming a dad is something I’ve dreamed of doing since I was 10. Becoming a father felt very, very natural. We were jamming!”

I will admit their baby is probably the cutest one I’ve had to look at during Celeb Uterus Summer Slam ‘08. Of course, I’m only saying that because Levi will grow up to be Earth’s warrior king after he defeats the invading Martian army with a battle axe. Or he’ll get really baked and live in a van on the beach with a pet ostrich. It’s a toss up.

OK Magazine got the first pictures of Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves’ son Levi. Levi looks adorable and I’m relived to see that at least one of the McConaugheys is shirtless!