Articles in the Alex Rodriguez Category

Madonna & A-Rod Apartment Hunting?
Posted in A-Rod, Alex Rodriguez, Madonna, NYC, New York City, Yankees on 2 December 2008

In between stops on her Sticky & Sweet tour, Madonna has been looking for a new apartment New York City to shack up with Alex Rodriguez, according to Page…

Cynthia Bites Back
Posted in Alex Rodriguez, Baseball, Cynthia Rodriguez, Divorce, Madonna on 10 July 2008
Cynthia had been working out… working out how to kick A-Rod’s ass

 

Cynthia Rodriguez has been defending recent comments made about her. Talking to the New York Post, the baseball star’s estranged wife said rumors about her spending $100,000 on a credit card shopping spree in Paris were false. She said: “I did not spend one dollar shopping in Paris”. The psychologist also said: ”my husband and I were already into our problems and I didn’t know where to go, what to do. I needed to think. To clear my head”. Mrs Rodriguez filed for divorce on Monday in Miami. Madonna was not named in the divorce papers.

I’m glad Cynthia has defended herself this way, her timing has been great. If she had left this information for a bit longer then she would have no chance of getting people to think she was out shopping for revenge. She even said she was “not out to mutilate him”, she would probably be quite happy with just chopping off an arm. His right arm.  

Click here to see all 8 pictures of Cynthia Rodriguez hitting the gym

 

 

If Madonna & A-Rod Were To Breed…
Posted in Affair, Alex Rodriguez, Baby, Baseball, Conan O'Brien, Host, Madonna, Montage, Picture, Rumor, Talk Show, Yankees on 8 July 2008
According to US talk show host Conan O’Brien, this creepy picture would be the result if Madonna and the baseball superstar Alex Rodriguez had a baby together…eeewwww! O’Brien unveiled the image in the ‘If They Made It’ section of his show. We have to add that Madonna has vehemently denied rumors of an affair with New York Yankees ace Rodriguez, nicknamed ‘A-Rod’.
Filing The Paperwork
Posted in Alex Rodriguez, Legal Matters, Zportz on 6 July 2008

Cynthia Rodriguez has retained legal counsel and intends to file for divorce from New York Yankees star Alex Rodriguez on Monday.
C-Rod has hired Houston attorney Earle Lilly to head a team of lawyers, including Maurice Kutner of Miami, in a big bucks and sure-to-be bitter divorce case against her husband, A-Rod.
Lilly confirmed his hiring and [...]

Madonna Speaks!
Posted in Alex Rodriguez, Madonna on 6 July 2008

Wow. This is unexpected.
As rumors of a possible divorce from Guy Ritchie and an inappropriate relationship with New York Yankess star player Alex Rodriguez continue to swirl, Madonna has just released a new statement (in her own words) on Sunday.
The Material Mom’s publicist, Liz Rosenberg, spoke last week about all the chatter, and now it’s [...]

Is The Kabbalah A Homebreaker?
Posted in Affair, Alex Rodriguez, Guy Ritchie, Kabbalah, Lenny Kravitz, Madonna, cynthia rodriquez on 4 July 2008
Put your hand up if you have been accused of being brainwashed by a mystical Jewish cult

 

Friends of Cynthia Rodriguez have told the New York Daily News that the estranged wife of baseball star A-Rod feels he has been “brainwashed” by Madonna and the Kabbalah. There are also claims of the music star using mind-control techniques on Rodriguez to get what she wanted. Rumors have been flying lately that Madonna and Rodriguez have had an affair, leading to problems with Cynthia and Guy Ritchie respectively. However, it seems the truth is still to be found.

This has become a very confusing matter. Madonna and A-Rod share the same manager. Cynthia is spending time with “family friend”, Lenny Kravitz, who has claimed he is not having any romantic dealings with the baseball player’s wife (confused yet?). Alex’s trainer and his wife are with Cynthia and Lenny, Alex’s trainer is also the godfather of Cynthia’s daughter. Lenny Kravitz has been linked to Madonna in the past. Also, Lenny is A-Rod’s third cousin twice removed, Guy Ritchie is Cynthia’s long lost step uncle, Madonna had an affair with A-rod’s daughter’s godfather’s business partner’s brother once and Lenny really likes to eat ham and pineapple pizza on a Sunday (OK the last part might not be true).

Anyway, surely if Madonna had mind control powers, “Swept Away” would have been the highest-grossing film of all time and not a huge turkey?

Click here to see 8 pictures of Alex and Cynthia Rodriguez

 

    

WTF Is Madonna Wearing?
Posted in Alex Rodriguez, Bad Fashion, Divorce, Guy Ritchie, Madonna, New York on 2 July 2008
I kind of understand wearing leggings or pantyhose (is it still called pantyhose?) underneath skirts and shorts but what the hell is up with only wearing ones that go to the knees? And what’s the deal with wearing black tights with white shorts?

And why does it look like her ulna and radius bones* are trying to escape her forearms? I’ve seen skeletons in 1000-year-old crypts that have sexier arms.

*That’s basically all I remember after dropping out of medical school. That and when you ask “Can I take your temperature?,” you’re expected to take their temperature. With a thermometer.

Thanks mom & dad!