Match the supermodel with the thought going through her head:

1. “Try and tell me my outfit can’t have a bejeweled spider attacking my vagina. I’m ______, bitch!”

2. “Wait a minute. This isn’t Scores….”

3. “Probably should’ve gotten that Brazilian today.”

4. “Why won’t my mother just admit she had sex with Hawkman?”

Answers: 1. Heidi Klum, 2. Marisa Miller, 3. Adriana Lima, 4. Alessandra Ambrosio.

Victoria’s Secret is publishing a coffee table book entitled Supermodel Obsession that features Adriana Lima (above), Doutzen Kroes and others. If you’re like me, you’ve often pulled a shoebox full of old Victoria’s Secret catalogs out from underneath your bed and thought “Gee, I wish someone would collect these into a classy, decorative hardcover book.” It’d make a beautiful addition to my coffee table right next to the whiskey bottles, LEGOs and Geekologie Writer’s mom. Ha ha! I can’t get her to leave!

Supermodel Adriana Lima has been keeping herself busy. She was promoting the new Victoria’s Secret collection and took the time to sign photographs of herself for her many adoring fans. She posed for cameras and gave interviews before being packed off to Miami airport, where she still managed to look jaw-droppingly awesome.

I actually try to avoid meeting Adriana Lima in person, as I remember being told once, that it was considered rude in Brazilian culture to stare at a supermodel’s butt for more than 30 minutes without blinking and I would hate to insult such a beautiful woman. Made up true fact: every time Adriana Lima bends over, 5 paparazzis have heart attacks.

Click here to see all 16 pictures of Adriana Lima and her heaven-sent figure

Here are some pictures of Adriana “hubba hubba” Lima leaving the CW11 Morning Show in Manhattan. Fascinating supermodel fact: for those that didn’t know, Adriana wears a statuesque size 9 shoe (US sizes).

Adriana Lima is just too perfect. Even her fingers and hands look so clean and beautiful you would believe she hires someone to hold the tissue when she blows her nose and has an official “zit-squeezer” for when those troublesome pimples appear. Last time she advertised on Craigslist for a “zit-squeezer” the response crashed their servers.

Click here to see all 5 pictures of Adriana leaving CW11

And another one bites the dust. Sad news boys (and girls?), Supermodel Adriana Lima will soon be off the market. The Victoria’s Secret stunner is now engaged to Serbian Basketball player, Marko Jaric, of the Minnesota Timberwolves, reports People….